You know you think of me naked too
Not since I found Jesus
I just heard an old guy ask the chick he was with if she wanted to try ass to mouth...
thanks for that.
Nothing says "You're all grown up now" like setting up your 401k with shitty underwear.
Um. That's my cat Laura. You put my cat in your mouth, and then you put my cat in your purse.
My birthday is in 11 days. Going ham. Consciousness will not be an option
i would have fingered myself to death by now but the dog wont stop staring at me
Every now and then I'll meet one who is talented in the art of shower gymnast.
Kings cup with teenagers tonight
Done deal
WTF? Why is there a pic of my tits in ur dad's office?
Fuck you, I'm yelling at a mountain right now
Just remember, it's never too late to make a porno
We had to push you home in an abandoned shopping trolley. You thought you were in a pirate boat and kept yelling "AVAST, ME HEARTIES".
Do you ever just feel the storm building inside of you that tells you you're ready for a giant indiscriminate fuckfest?
See that doesn't work because we've had sex so its awkward for you to call me mom
So you realized he wasn't actually cheating on you and now you're trying to unfuck things. Or in this case unfuck Tom.
Randomize
