People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
theyre just this beautiful family of functioning alcoholics. i want them to adopt me.
My ferret is drunk. Someone told me you'd know what to do?
literally every day that goes by where he doesn't talk to me makes me more determined to get him to have sex with me
The fact that I pulled something plastic out of my mouth after taking that shot is starting to concern me.
I got arrested for "public intoxication". Fuckers threw me out of the bar into public... i mean shit they have thirsty Thursdays. And I get thrown out for self serve Sundays plus a citation.
Just explain how I got from the bar to a house I've never been in, waking up to a cop in uniform ripping a bong
Dear slutty diary: I lied about feeling guilty of being a homewrecker in order to have more sex. it worked.
Asking the homeless man what buss shelter is the warmest was not a good idea
GET OVER HERE. HOTTIE ALERT
^^^This is why you should have charged your phone prior to going out.
We did it in the bar bathroom and the bathroom attendant sold us a condom. I love Nashville
HOLY FUCK I almost floated out of the city. Thank god my dog kept me down.
I smell like cowboy sweat. I got two lap dances. This is the best day of my life!
I might go bald with this hair pulling thing every night.
I just realized u compared me to a coconut
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