Fuck, operation next sex victim is on as soon as i get back. Do not sleep with that red head, nobody likes accidental ginger babies.
It's noon and i am somehow drinking by myself in a jazz tent in broad daylight.
just bought a coffee grinder that advertiesed spacious grinding chamber...new nickname for my bedroom?
She played chubby bunny with our cocks.. She got 4
She said her tits were too big, and he slapped her. He said that Jesus didn't appreciate bitches that fish for compliments
i dont know what to do
with your life?
no, with my silly bandz, im already wearing 3
apparently I crawled into someone's bed and demanded they call me 'big dog' before shotgunning a beer
You told me that you were mad me because I wouldn't let you 'explore my castle'. Then you said I smelled like a hospital and passed out.
MORE IMPORTANTLY I THINK I JUST WATCHED SOMEONE GET SO LONELY AS TO TURN BISEXUAL??
I was just hotboxing under my sheets and I got lost on the way out.
It was so scary.
How is your new roommate working out
We are drinking at the laundromat. And will probably have sex later. So...pretty good.
And I hope you're not misinterpreting us fucking as me trying to win you back. The sex is good and girls have needs.
no real plans this weekend. trying to derail the alcohol induced fucking hell train I've been riding for the past three weeks.
Oral sex and brunch. The perfect sunday morning.
oh and i figured out why we kept smelling vomit. ive got vomit on my socks. putting the heater on my feet was not the best of ideas.
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