I just did your MASH and your life is pretty unfortunate. Youre marrying the tech guy for love. you live in a shack and you're a hooker and you make $1 a day. you drive a brown limo and you have 7 kids
too bad you can't see the clap by looking at her face.
she is a standing ovation.
Dude, she's just using you for your money, and Cavs tickets.
Honestly, what else do I have going for me?
You make a valid point.
Toga everclear = hospital visit... Im sure the paramedics hate me right now
Just saw a dude hanging out a window upside down chugging a 60 of vodka. This weekend is big for everyone I guess
wore my lacy blue thong that says "hello there" across the front today for my gynecologist appointment. I live to make people uncomfortable
It wasn't until I took a shit, that I remembered that you assholes started spiking my shots with tobasco when I wasn't looking last night. Dicks.
Just puke n rally. People can't judge, it's syllabus week.
Though the booty shorts might give me an extra discount. Or arrested. We'll see.
If I just skip sleeping, does hangover still happen? Gonna try it. Will report back. StTAND BY
So my booty call knows your bf. Apparently they were in jail together
That's probably why white girls drink so much espresso. Piledriving coke and vodka crans takes a fucking toll man
The candles are lit, the magic circle is drawn, now all we need to do is get naked and see how many orgasms we can manage.
I wish I may, I wish I might, get some daddy dick tonight
She was cute in her own little way. Shit, free taco's makes anyone hot.
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