I just walked into a tree. I think it's time to go home.
she'd have to be at LEAST a cup size bigger for me to even consider putting up with her voice
ASIANS HAVE SEX TOO!! I just watched it happen in the library.
She was drinking straight whiskey out of her peacock shaped vase again.
No driving. The car is spinning. I am praying for mcdonalds.
Should we start at nine like normal people or now like alcoholics?
I have fruit by the foot roll-ups. I wonder if a man could tie them together and make an editable bra....
I feel like we shud celebrate your sisters homecoming by having sex in her room
Just had the best idea EVER: start a mead brewing/dispensery business! WE CAN BREW IT IN MY GIANT CLOSET, AND NEVER BE SOBER AGAIN.
Crappy Mother's Day to you! Those of us who don't have children fill the void with hot sex, sleeping in, more sex, leisurely suntanning, foreign travel, overseas sex, paying cash for sports cars, watching TV, having sex on the floor in front of TV porn, lounging around the house, or whatever the hell we want.
Just threw up in the shower. Hangovers at 23 are the best.
What are we just gonna be those girls that get fucked in your parents basement and not get taken to dinner? I don't wanna be those girls.
I can't really feel a difference, so essentially I paid 60 bucks to bedazzle my vag.
Nothing personal but yes I would be suspicious If I saw 3 guys and 2 girls in the same bathroom stall together
First night in my new place, I had to get drunk to get used to the idea of shitting in a new toilet
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