Godddamnit i jsu woke up in oharee. My connecxtion left an hro ago. Thosse flight atttendants can DRinK
I miss him.. What the hell did I get myself in to? I guess it will get better with time.
No. Just liquor. Time's no good.
The drink u got me is pineapple something w. Cigarete ashes in it.ima drink it anyway
He washed my hair whilst I gave him head in the shower. Bored or gay?
all a guy has to do is give me sprinkles and cookies and they can get me in bed
Hurricane Earl: Get Blown party at my house friday! Byob: bring your own bitch/booze. Must have 80s blown hair style, kazoo/noise maker (vuvuzelas/airhorns are allowed), and/or bubble wands. \n
Why am I even shocked you're doing this....
Would it be bad if I bought her bread, meat, cheese, and stuff as her christmas present so she can make me a sandwich?
the good news is that i vommed the last of my humanity last night.
welcome to the club.
Oh my god what did I do. My hands are scraped, there are pickles on the floor, my clothes are wet, and I don't remember how I get here. Thank you.
Again? Most people check out of hotels, they don't escape from them
I won't let penises inside me if you won't let tequila inside you, deal?
I mean, except for the part where I was vomiting up pineapple and hot sauce, it was a really fun time.
I got asked to "be the filling in a man sandwich." You don't get to pick the club again. EVER.
She used my 100 Ways To Cope With Stress handout to wipe puke off her face
The last thing I remember was them slipping shots into my beer bong, and me being happy about it
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