just survived the first fart of the relationship.
did she really think she could get into the club & no one would recognize her from 16 & pregnant???
If we went to a costume party as Batman and Robin I would go as Robin, that's how much you mean to me
They have beer in plastic boots. How am I supposed to resist that?
Now he's trying to use the tornado warnings as an excuse to get head. Yeah, b/c THAT'S the last taste I want in my mouth b4 I die...
This girl caught me staring at the cat but stroking the computer because it was closer, which is why I hate blunts.
I'm gonna lurk in the mother fucking bushes and watch karma take him down like a gimpy gazelle.
This guy randomly got in our taxi, and has now collapsed on the sofa anouncing that he's staying the night.
We couldve played the bring a random boy to lunch game but i made him go home
Running errands with mom, cool. Coming to pleasures with mom for her valentines night, not ever in a million years cool.
This is the Taco Bell dump we've all been waiting for.
Do you think casino weekend will remind us once again that we in fact are not mature enough to be this old?
You ruined a cute cat because your lack of horniness
She came out of the bathroom listening to her iPod and crying. Then she started scream 'she will be loved'. She seems to be handling the break up well lol
Just had to tell a NYC cop I was doing the Dougie in a houndstooth jumper so he could find me in the security video.
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