what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
do you think they ever dumped Gatorade over Michael Vick's head after his dog won?
I'd love to come and give you a massage, but we already duck taped my keys to the ceiling...
Dude they have ski ball. Anywhere that has skiball is bound to be bangin.
cashier rang me up and said, "white people are funny." like i'm NOT the only white person to buy just lettuce & 40 glow sticks
We could be hammered at a childrens film. You failed me
COME GET ME FR THE HOSPIGAL'!!!!!
I made a Russian puke. I outdrank a Russian. I am unstoppable.
Also, did you really start discussing the weather in the middle of telling you my sexual fantasy about you?
On the way home there was a guy passed out IN the road on Colfax with his pants around his ankles, completely bare assed. If he was dressed as a speed bump, he succeeded.
i was sitting in the back of a squad car completely stoned watching airplanes take off
The stripper was dressed as the green lantern. Even for a geeky girls' bachelorette party it was lame ass.
Just laying in bed, snuggling my cat, and pondering whether I'd like to attend a swingers party this evening...
I’m going to Lewinsky this place
That makes no sense, but it sounds terrifying
Gotta say, self-deprecating Lord of the Rings-themed sex jokes were not on my agenda for today.
Randomize
