You would DIE at the bar we're at right now. All indian/asian med students, I swear
Asian doctor ratio. So hot. I would've gone into heat
I told him I'm not paying rent anymore because he's seen my boobs.
He said I came instead of I'm coming. I wonder if he noticed my state of confusion when I stopped blowing him.
Wasn't he an English major?
my nick name has gotton too long over the years..C.T.P.S.G.F.P.G.......cock tease private school groupie frat party groupie.
First night in the new apartment. There are 12 people here i don't know, Tequila, and a crying girl locked in our bathroom. I think the apartment christening is complete.
Just got a free shot w my beer...it's not quite 11am yet...I love international travel. These people aren't judgmental.
It wasn't really sex. It was just rolling around, trying to make sure his dick didn't end up in my ass.
I'm gonna hire strippers dressed like the founding fathers.
Well she started to strip and when she slung her hair at me, she painted my face with sweat. A LOT OF SWEAT. It was a weird boner.
We're super invested in me shitting to my full potential
third nipple confirmed
don't worry about my dad. he just hates you because you're liberal, not because we're fucking.
I had tater tots and weed with a stripper at 4am who compared the size of my boob to her head because fuck you my life rocks
She and I had some intense sexual tension earlier when she dumped a package of apple straws all over my body.
Want a bet? I'm a kinky and determined motherfucker with a libido that is not easily stopped
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