my vag is so smooth its legendary
she uses ice cubes and hums anything I want. Last night was Welcome to the jungle. it wasnt lost on me shes a puma. no shame in that 30+ game.
does my mom think that having an ed hardy lighter is going to get her laid?
I'm going to be blunt here. I don't actually care what you're doing tonight. I just need to know if I need to shave or not.
I did what any insensitive guy would do bought her friends shots and tried to fuck them
BGSU move in weekend. Just passed a house w a beer pong table set up, ppl already playing, girls holding signs that say "son drop off". It's 10:30 am.
Ran out of plates, so I'm using my sociology notes. Looks like they will finally have a practical use.
Everyone should know the rule that if your dicks touch during a threeway you just make lightsaber noises and move on.
He sat next to me, put his arm around me, yelled at his girlfriend that he was breaking up with her, and told me I'm his little pet for the night.
How was my night? He had a picture of his mom on his night stand and he yelled "Papi like" when he came. Fuck tequila.
I'm like a freaking volcano of life and sexual frustrations
I slept naked last night on stolen pillows. I felt like a golden goddess.
What's the tour de bar? Is that a thing, or is it just what you call Saturdays?
He motorboated me, gave me a business card congratulating me on my motorboat, then disappeared into the night.
Find him and marry him.
am i the only one who finds it a little awkward seeing as we all made out last night?
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