this guy showed up at my house asking for his sword and cape. something tells me i shouldn't drink that much again.
I un-blacked out around 7am watching J.lo videos on youtube
True story: Just left my solo cup on a cop car. Yesss
Agreed. Everyone should experience a blackout before 3pm in their lifetime.
Banging bitches in a bar bathroom is not legit as it was in college, there are no fistpumps afterward only shame
So fucked up. Can't tell if I'm starving or about to puke. Playing it safe and eating froot loops. Tasty in, colorful out.
I will pray to the gods of eye bleach for you
I have three different pairs of earrings at three different houses including your 16 year old brothers nightstand. Look at my life. Look at my choices
I just tried to pay for a coffee with a dollar and a necco wafer.
There is a guy in class using a wine bottle as a water bottle. Welcome to the Faculty of Environment.
Last night was good. Things got bad when I found a sledge hammer.
You would think a husband, a boyfriend, and a vibrator would be enough. But sadly it's not
I'm not totally useless... You can use me as an example of what not to do
Plan b and 5 hour enegery breakfast of a champion
when some dude came up to you and said he didn't like your shirt you just looked at him and firmly asked if he really thought that you gave a fuck.
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