have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
you want to go make fun of the strippers on try out night
i got kicked out last time for laughing
I got "discovered a new religion high" last night
I mean, it really isn't YOUR car until you have sex in it.
I decided to name her "day after thanksgiving" because I am sure I just got someone elses leftovers.
so when i dont talk to her she talks to herself...idk whats worse
She was the most uninteresting drunk I've met
I told him we couldn't hang out because I had strep, he said he's had it once so he couldn't get it again. The sex isn't worth this level of stupidity
I just encountered the same creepy guy I showed you, he jumped inside the dumpster screaming.
I just sent you a multitude of sexual pictures...and you responded with a Charles Dickens Quote.
Shouting "one vagina to rule them all" was probably not the best way to meet our best mates fiance
he only noticed i dyed my hair purple like halfway through sex and he looked really shocked and he just said "You look like Barney." as he came.
Thou shall not get drunk and hit bitch cup in pong and take shirt off while wearing a see-through lace bra again
My brother is chasing tequila with vodka. Not sure how it will turn out, but I like his style.
My sister can't give you a handjob and us still be bros.
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