i think i'm in class. and blacked out.
Gfs sis is in town. Its awkwardly obv that we want to fuck each other.
THE most awkward situation I have EVER been in
Also, I just threw up a little in my mouth and had to act like everything was totally fine.
My parents came down to check and make sure I wasn't into any mischief then proceeded to give me alcohol.
Honestly, I don't care whether it was a guy or a girl. Best blowjob ever.
threw up outside of the dorms in the parking lot in the pouring rain on the first day of class, i'd say summer is off to a good start.
max decided it would be a good idea to run down the hall and smack down the exit sign. now we are sitting in the emergency room, and he is wearing the sign as a bracelet
he was like "can i get a kiss" and i was like "can i get a taco"
We were wearing togas. So having sex was really easy to do without taking any clothes off.
I had to bail out of the tour de Franzia because I have class Saturday morning. Grad school is ruining my life
I may have just masturbated while on hold with the IRS. don't judge me
The guy I hooked up with two weeks ago just friended me on Venmo, I honestly won't be mad if he pays me for the sex
My diet fell off the wagon when I began texting the pizza delivery guy my location on frat row.
Bro, that'd be the third dick I've taken down in the office.
Remember the guy with the pretty voice that gave us crabs?
Randomize
