Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
i'm chasing tequila w mint flavored ice cream, phil's chasing it w cream cheese, bashar's chasing it w pickles...i think we all know who the winner is....
hahhahahha. mid doggie-style, i faked an asthma attack. the sex was that bad
I wish the iPhone would register texts from 11:59 as "Last Year" instead of "Yesterday."
Playing a game in life called "how far can I make a man travel for a booty call"
It's official. This guy and I are going gay for each other. We're tasting the fucking rainbow.
Did you fuck him in my garden last night?
That WOULD explain the dirt in my vagina
You ninja crawled over five sleeping guys to get in my room at 6 in the morning to wake me up for sex
...and I think that may just be my favorite moment in our fuckbuddyship
My vagina is screaming your name . Wtf did you do to it
So just what does one wear when attending a sex toy party with ones mother-in-law?
Jeans and a nice top.
Girl re-adjusts bra, no one bats an eye. I re-adjust nuts, everyone stares.
Saw the guy I once slept with, he was buying Beer and shit tone of diapers. Glad to see how 2016 will turn out.
Some guy I'd never met and didn't invite threw the punch bowl at the wall and set the plastic skeleton on fire. I don't think we'll be getting the full deposit back
Do you know how hard it is to have sex on an air matress while there are people sleeping in the same room?!?!?
got cock blocked by the cops again. two of the cops were the same ones from that t bell incident and they recognized me... they still dont like me
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