Well how sick are u. Ive got a good immune system.
he looked about as manly as a guy in a volkswagen bug can look
I love how all the girls on the plan b commercial wake up alone.. Like me
Going to have to start putting down newspaper if puking the bed is going to be a habit
All right cuz right now I'm in one of those moods where the shear thought of doing anything more strenuous than making a sandwich has me wanting to curl up in the feeble position and splash around in a puddle of my own tears.
Tommorow.Eggs Benedict and surprise blowjob day
Coming to you live from the floor of my office..
A horseman, i repeat, a man on a horse downtown just told me i was gorgeous and my friends were not. Not drunk enough.
We 6 way cheers-ed with French fries last night, hammered, in the booth.
It's either gonna be a cock in my mouth or a burger. You decide which.
Would you like season tickets to my vagina?
I told him we could fuck whenever was concurrent for both of us
You didn't throw up on me, you threw up on yourself and then tried to give me a hug
He's actually really cute and seems like a good guy. And given that he likes lots of drugs, he could come in handy.
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
Randomize
