I met the nicest Tranny last night. He/She loves Cheetos.
they have pregnancy tests at the dollar store
I feel like that is one of those things that you should not cheap out on.
I asked about his 3 inch scar on his chest. It's from when he had to castrate a bull on the estancia. Apparently this is how good bull meat is made.
He was eating mac and cheese. Raw. Like as in he was eating the uncooked noodles then pouring the dry cheese in his mouth.
at the time it didn't seem likely that you would ever find the cake in your underwear
Well then. It seems like we have a Mexican standoff of genitals
My Grandma made me promise not to drink more beer, so I'm chugging wine.
I was expecting it to be of the "I am your vagina's reckoning" caliber.
Doing 9 month old dishes in my bath tub. These dishes literally had enough time to gestate a human child
It's always nice when a total stranger hates your ex just as much as you think they should.
You're too young to have this sort of Grizzled Old Drunk In Roadside Bar wisdom.
I'll pass on that plan. The lack of my penis in new vaginas is no where on the itinerary.
where are my eyebrows?
It's taking all of my will power not to chug this margarita. This must be the life of an adult...
She said cowgirls can can pee standing up and proceeded to pull up her dress and drop her underwear.
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