Where you are. You must stay where you are are
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Henry's handball, Tiger Wood's Car Crash, Roger Federer losing ... That's it....I'm throwing my Gillete away
Ya I guess he's not a bad roommate. I mean if he wasn't here I would probably be more lazy and pee in bottles and stuff.
So getting a bj to I believe I can fly is one of the greatest things ever
Change of plans. Theres a bouncy castle setup in my apartment complex.
I mean you guys are my friends and all but if you fuck with me I will not hesitate to set you on fire
Random question, but did I leave a spoon on your dresser last night?
Unless you're gonna start buying my underwear, you have got to stop ripping it off of me.
Come get your boy. He's cuddling with a bag of rice on the floor.
you didn't want to pay for the shots so you negotiated with the bartenders. Apparently 1 shot is worth 5 seconds of motor-boating you.
She seriously left me for a guy that likes his own statuses on facebook.....
"He was so not worth staining my backseat for."
PS there is a naked boy in my bed and I just left for the bar...
I accidently sent a dick pic to the group chat with her family. Right after they all said it was a pleasure having me for dinner. Wana drink with me?
still can't believe dude took a personal call while he was balls deep in my mouth.
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