She looks like Sash Grey but sounds like Fran Drescher. Advise.
Dude pussy is like music. For every person who pays for it, there are thousands more getting it for free.
Well the party says they're going to have three kegs and four trampolines. I think I'm going to invite my EMT buddies just to be safe.
Would you like me to write a persuasive essay on how you should let me suck your dick?
The maintenance guy at work just asked me out for a drink. For once, I proudly said that I was 20.
You do realize that you're sleeping with a man who is part of a gay harem, right?
I just woke up in his house on his bathroom floor with an IV in my arm.
This is probably the only time in my life I'm going to be able to say I'm going to the hospital too smoke weed and play Mario kart.
I'm impressed you managed to decipher 'annslqllpprebBcncnj' into 'I'm drunk at the Vic, come pick me up and do me on the kitchen table'
We'll just play it by vagina and see where it leads us
Just busted the chick who slept with my boyfriend with alcohol. God I love being an RA.
I should not be this drunk in a place where a girl is wearing a princess dress
I would wear his ballsack as a hat if he asked me to
Of course I'm watching space shows while stoned on the science channel. Why would I want to learn while not baked out of my skull?
I woke up and there was a tiny sombrero on my penis. Care to explain?
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