If a girl is wearing Ed Hardy from head to toe, does that make her a douchebagette?
Is it just me or are more fat girls getting belly button piercing these days?
just shaved my legs at the gas station bathroom before going to the club. is that too ghetto?
swear to god some girl just crawled out of the washing machine. this is intense.
Also, your vagina needs a time out and let your brain have a chance to make decisions.
He was literally going down on me and giving me a foot rub AT THE SAME TIME. What more can I ask for?
Give me a second. I'm doing my best but I'm drunk so for some reason fitting both my boobs in the pic is just incredibly difficult. They aren't THAT big. I'm just being retarded.
How about to stay friends we only have sex on our birthdays. Maybe national holidays too. And days we get really drunk. Wanna get really drunk?
I was so ripped I had a natty light box over my head carrying a spray bottle out in the streets trying to give car washes.
Running my fingers through my hair is like that scene from Patch Adams where the girl goes swimming in a pool of spaghetti. I love molly.
I'm pretty sure I just smoked a chunk of cat food. Thought it was something else. No reply needed.
I threw up in a wendys bag in her car. when i went to throw it out the window it exploded all over me. No I don't think there will be a second date.
And no one can masturbate with the sound of Bernie's voice in the background
You took his virginity and then he got lost on his way back to his hotel room... We found him at 3am sitting on the sidewalk crying. Kudos.
i saved a drunk oompa loompa he was passed out on the lawn and i picked him up figured out where he lived and put him in his bed and wrote his roommate a note
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