just ate pastrami before passing out in my hotel room. My room smells like a petting zoo
Nice. Sry i missed. Also sorry that i pissed on my toothbrush last nite
Sink seemed easy target but balance was no good
therell be strippers and coke right?
no strippers. just coke.
i hate this fuckin recession
Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
I just woke up with a girl who has left and right tattoed on her wrists. In french. I may need to stop drinking.
if my spotter knew I was listening to the Wicked soundtrack on my iPod, I wouldn't even be mad if he dropped the barbell on my throat
he left me a note this morning. it said "thank you for letting me touch you"
the kid next to me in training is drinking sangria. its 9am here in case you couldnt calculate. its going to be a good year.
Everything's fine I'm just stoned and my pillows are too soft.
This is going to be the summer remembered forever as the giant 3 month long mushroom trip.
I love flavors. My neighbour is owide smoking and so am I. I'm adio boooooored and I need an adult.
So were u tired or drunk when u wrote last night's text message?
pills.
Dont really know what happened near the end, Pockets were filled with skittles though
He talked to you for like two seconds while you were shit faced doing Forest Gump impressions...how is that possible?
In 2014 only three boys have seen my boobs so far
I'm glad he doesn't have a bigger dick because he'd just use it for evil anyway
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