new call of duty comes out in november. guess im not passing my finals
She thought someone was breaking in but when I said it was me she got even angrier and threw a coffee mug at my head.
Still not exactly sure how i unbolted your toilet from the ground.
did you find a tooth?
did you lose one?
i know i said i'd always be there for you, but i'm beginning to think that what you call "being there for me" the american judicial system calls reckless endangerment.
And then we made hashbrowns with vodka and queso.
After some trial and error I found soaking my balls in maple syurip helps ease the pain.
Dude, I'm pretty sure I slept with my TA's girlfriend
I don't remember where I was but I remembered that I hated everyone there
The impromptu 'dance party' was just three white dudes flailing arrhythmically in the kitchen in absolute silence. Stone cold sober.
Just found out that the guy I lost my virginity to voted for Gary Johnson. It's almost more upsetting then him ending up being a massive asshole.
He just flipped the beer pong table and set the ceiling fan on fire things are about to get crazy
I wasn't going to drink. Then there was alcohol so I gave that up.
you've already made the comitment to pee in public you should at least whip your dick out
If it's any consolation she turned out to be has a collection of clown dolls she talks to crazy. And the cops knew why I was calling when she key locked the door from inside.
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