Hahaha, sighhhh...I texted him to no response. It's a shame, really...I would gladly exchange my body for pizza rills.
The child next door sounds like he's having vigorous sex in the backyard and it's making me very, very uncomfortable. I don't want to look.
so stoned i ashed in my jack and coke like 4 times. drinking it anyway
We learned about herpes today in bio. I might as well have given the lecture
So we went to home depot to buy supplies to build a beer bong but ended up buying an office water cooler that were going to put vodka in
we are currently watching a singalong porn...just thought you should know
I have now slept with people from more countries than Ive actually visited. Can we make this a game somehow? Like foreign fuck buddy bingo?
wearing my roomate's scarf as a dress...halloween 2011 ladies and gentlemen
Dude i swear to christ if he sends me one more pic of a "magnificent dump" im changing my number
I'm not gay but if a lesbian wants to eat my box out I'm not gonna say no to someone who knows what they're doing.
I grabbed the pretzel bag with my toes last night. I think that day of yoga had paid off.
admittedly, geting that drunk in front of my last two exes wasnt a good idea
probably didn't help that you cheated on them with each other either
I know you’re not my dad, but you’re someone dad. And you’re also like a second dad to me who I also send nudes to as well. Happy Father’s Day
Where are you guys?
Drunk
Dont care about too tired for sex, thank you for leaving your laser pointer. I have now determined both my cats are stupid.
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