Have fun with your cool freestyling girlfriend!
She can rap better than you any day
Can you return condoms to CVS?
Only if you return your pride as well.
she claims you yelled BOMBS AWAY when you came. tell me she's lying
but she didn't tell you i squeezed, built up pressure, and napalmed her face as i yelled it, did she
Congratulations on your moose knuckle.
Thank you. Really, it was an honor just being nominated.
It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
My mom can no longer prohibit me from smoking pot..I sell to her boyfriend.
My vagina hasn't been this smooth since I was 8. I better get laid tonight.
I just found out via Facebook that my old dorm room is now the free condom distribution room on campus...IT'S LIKE THE UNIVERSE KNOWS!
BTW I totally understand panda express being popular amongst the highs. I can feel the shrimp being slaughtered in my mouth. It's fantastic.
I swear to god, my hangover cure is a green tea and a 15 minute twerkout. works every time
GUESS WHOSE BEST FRIEND IS OUT OF PRISON!
That's the 2nd med student that has had his tongue in my butthole, what gives.
We single women of America need to make America great again by refusing to fuck anyone who supports Trump.
He just started dry humping the air... I'm done
you were acting out moves from the wwe, in a dress. then you sceamed "you can't see me" and ran out of the apt.
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