Tell me exactly where it said it wasn't a unisex bathroom.
do you know why "how to shave your balls" is bookmarked on my computer?
WTF YOU HAVE A GIRLFRIEND?
Oh yeah that.
She just did a bodyshot off herself. I don't care that it's only seven thirty, come pick her up.
I paid your cover too so you're on the list as tits mcgee. You're welcome :D
Your topless pictures make me question reality
Whatever she smells like compost and feathers.
I believe they call that patchouli.
Yknow what, if there is a thug life for white bitches, I'm living it. I went out on a date, watched howls moving castle with my brother till he passed out, then went and got some a+ dick, and made it home in time to take my mom to work. Now its 7am, I'm in bed with some free tacos, and when I'm done eating I'm going to sleep. What a great night.
Stop saying "make it happen". I'm not gonna say "hey, you should get naked with your sister and roll around together while I penetrate you both"
Yes. Do not say that. That will not make it happen.
Still. Make it happen
went back to my college bar last night. Bar tender doesn't remember my name but remembers me as margarita girl...I'm not even mad though
Fuck you guys, I'm trying to nurse my hangover and eat my chicken tenders in peace.
There are regrets.. and there are RAGRETS
I realize that my conversation topics seem to only be about bees and my cross dressing fiance. Thank you for being my friend.
Come over here. Bongs and porn. I found the promised land
she said she was so hungover this morning in a way that sounded like she was apologizing for thinking she was attracted to me last night...
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