At this point it has been so long i wouldnt know what a dick was if it slapped me in the face.
Just made a drug deal by throwing my money to my dealers window and receiving weed the same way. We are the definition of typical lazy stoners.
are any of them hardcore sluts...just absolute worthless human beings? if not the paper wins
She stared for a good 10 seconds before calling my dick "awe-inspiring", and then proceded to give me blueballs. All in all the ego boost made my night break even
2 things. 1. I just gave her a 6 hour long marathon fucking for America. 2. Thought of a new invention halfway through, and it's flawless.
He started doing the gator chop at my vag and said he couldn't wait to "chomp" on it later...and I still slept with him. I hate gainesville.
I'll be there. With Doritos and whisky. Don't expect much more.
I took shots of absinthe with my mom just now. Except awful things.
so she gave me back a bag of clothing, had some boxers in it...they werent mine.... well that sums up 5 years of my life
We could get her a gift basket of Xanax l
so like what it comes down to is do I wanna look like a boss ass bitch or do I wanna masturbate.
I woke up at 6 and was laying at the top of my stairs.
you walked 30 min all the way back to the dorms at 2am?
i was more bummed that i dropped all my skittles.
Sitting on couch, workout sex makes me more sore than regular workout
If I say I hate myself for it does it make it any better?
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