? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
check it out our google latitudes are spooning
i just turned barefoot contessa into a drinking game. everytime she uses a knife butter or salt i drink.
its like randi wears special contacts, but instead of colors they make her eyes say "I want cock"
Waitress cut us off at Chili's bar. New low
my underwear are soaked with white zifandel yet i have continued to wear them despite the fact im at home
How's your Sunday morning ritual of shitting and throwing up at the same time going?
It'd be like medium rare by now.
I love how we're talking about your vagina like it's a piece of meat.
You act like this is the first time I literally thought I was invisible.
Is it a step in the wrong direction to ask my parents for a kegerator for graduation?
Safe to say I relapsed into my old chatroulette drunk flashing days.
We need large glitter to throw at people to signify our mystic nature
Fuck their feelings and their drinks they will get hit with sparkly confetti
I just had to explain to an 70+ year old lady what 'coitus' was. This was not in my job description.
You keep making the old jokes & I'm gonna come down with a sudden case of low-estrogen related vaginal dryness..
i also remember watching someone vomit off a balcony which was kind of grim
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