that's an acceptable place to lick
why isn't there a fb relationship option that says 'still banging my ex'
I just realized I have my pepper spray, gun, and vibrator all in one drawer. One false grab and I'm screwed either way.
All of my current injuries can be related back to sex.
once she started licking the door on the stall, i got out of there and told her bf "this is your problem now" and walked away
He referred to his cock as "The cock" like it was third party or something.
His rebound girl is half his size, looks like a leprechaun, is majoring in theater studies and has arms like Rosie O'donnell. Do I win?
She literally got down on all fours and I swear did a 360 degrees head rotation exorcist barf...and then moaned IT WAS THE TACO BEEEELLLLLL
so no, not her best night
Some fat latino guy has these 2 fat white moms making out with each other on the dance floor
Nutrition teacher wants anything i eat or drink documented for the week including dancefestopia. Do you know the recommended daily ammount of psylicybin or MDMA?
There was a slutty maid costume on the floor when I woke up, but the house was trashed. Either she's been fired or got promoted, I'm not sure which.
It's not too terrible. You just got a little naked and broke your arm.
If he would've shaved his beard when we first broke up, getting over him would've been so much simpler. That asshole.
Don't mention it
Just endorse me for cunnilingus on LinkedIn
sorry bout the carpet, but you DID call it "blackout punch" not "don't vom on my floor punch"
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