STUCK IN CAPS. WANA GET AFTER IT TOMORROW?
is there any particular reason you took a shit in a zip lock bag and left it in my refrigerator?
And he showed us your test. You wrote what is this shit and scribbled on it? Nice 3%..
it was like fucking gandolphs beard
Just got the test results back. All clean, Now whose an idiot for going bareback in South America for 3 months straight.
MTV Made just made me cry. Where have all of my life goals gone?
I told them I got hit by a car again and now im pretty sure they think im being abused but there was no way in hell the truth was going to fly. Employed people aren't supposed to break their faces in piggy back ride accidents.
Hey, hey, hey, hey. This is a hurriCAN.
im the best fifth wheel. all four of them separately bribed me to never speak of what happened last night
It got heated then she just left and I was all alone in the women's restroom.
I want to put in my resignation as an adult. From now on I will be spending my time drinking beer and skiing.
You shut your whore mouth, we don't talk about Drunk Nutella night.
If one of us has to be polite I guess I won't sneak out while he's in the shower
I think the pizza guy was in shock..
Well I didn't mean to answer the door only in socks but I mean come on, 4 hours of sex works up an appetite! I WAS RAVENOUS
whoevers yellow car is in your driveway right now... i plan to steal. just an FYI
Randomize
