Nicole vs. Life
dude. she was texting with her nipple. I love touch screen phones!
I just got home. Seriously all I remember is taking out my contacts and putting your balls in my mouth.
Just got physical proof that at 6 am i was running around with raw potatoes threatening to mash them on his floor. Hello, Mobile uploads
well the first picture of me in 2011 involves a viking helmet and chugging champagne. i like this year already.
I had fun last year but I was one half of the hoe train back then. At least I'll feel better about myself as a person this year.
I'm going to miss going to the strip club though.
I'm out of mixers so I am using sugar water. Times are tough.
just walked across campus with a bottle of champagne in between my boobs. night two and the quest for classiness is already over
So hungover. Walked into room and poached their catering before realized in wrong place. Scowled and ate it anyway
I could go for watching some naked price is right. Looks like a good time to me.
So the woman who sold us weed at the park is pregnant. With another small child. And the basket she used to carry the joints is decorated with Barney stickers.
She's like a yuppie Nancy Botwin. She just gets better and better.
I was so drunk last night I couldn't see faces, only from the shoulders down.
I would definitely ride that dick into the sunset if nuggets are involved
Nothing to be ashamed of. I bet Oprah has sharted.
I know you do it only because of my toyota, but thank you for fucking me. Seriously.
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