do u usually make out with people before telling them your name???
This is a mass text. Does anyone know where I am?
Just found 50 pesos and a coke spoon in my dads old shit. Gotta love the 70s
I think call of duty has replaced my masturbating. And I'm alright with that.
Did you really end last night's sexting with "Stay thirsty my friend"?
I'm texting you from across the beer pong table to tell you that the drunk chick you brought over needs to disappear. like now.
I'm doing homework tonight but if you end up going out drinking I would like one courtesy peer pressure text.
Want to come over? I'm getting stoned and watching Netflix and making s'mores over a candle in my room
I've gotten 2 singers numbers, a 6'5 dude has promised to take me to Oktoberfest, and I spent the night w a pilot named Zeus who looks like caramel tastes. Also I sprained my thumb punching some guy I named 'hater'. I love Nashville
Currently hiding in the shower from the RA and my elbow turns it on. Showers and Ciroc don't mix..
As a general rule of thumb, I don't call until the claw marks have healed.
You know, I think when I have a lot of free time, thats when I pick up odd lovers. Maybe keeping busy is key to not using my vagina
I'm about to smoke a joint alone, do you want to FaceTime and pretend you're smoking it too?
How old am I that I had to sneak a boy out of my room this morning...
Some guy I'd never met and didn't invite threw the punch bowl at the wall and set the plastic skeleton on fire. I don't think we'll be getting the full deposit back
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