school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
Got to see someone fall down the stairs while holding hot coffee and a folder full of papers. Best Monday ever.
No. one of us needs a degree and I am already the alcoholic friend. I can't do everything
im not gonna bother asking u how it was... we could hear u through the walls
We have to give a final comment in english, i think i might say "i learned it's a bad idea to make out with people in your classes who have girlfriends."
Gosh I haven't been pantsless in front of anyone for a while. It's time for me to pick up my game. We need a party. I need some rum.
You know I found it really difficult to find a full lenght picture for the egg donor site where I wasn't holding any alcohol...
Also his beard was very delicious looking. I wanted to touch it so bad, but I held back.
Oh that's what I forgot last night.. To make out with her.
Is it completely inappropriate to base my morning after pill purchase on if they sell coffee or not?
I just wanna get drunk and watch Tarzan with you is that to much to ask?!?
I woke up in bed spooning a vacuum cleaner
The dicks good but it's not two trains and a bus good.
There's a dude wearing a banana suit at the house across the street....
I just want orgasms and emotional validation. Is that too much to ask?
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