i can't wait to go to hell
yeah...all of my friends will be there for sure
Do u have any bacon or vodka by chance
You put a nerf gun to his head and demanded him to take you to taco bell..
He walked me home last night across campus while i fed him pasta out of a solo cup at 3 am.
I am currently google image searching dick piercings, trying to see what I'm getting myself into.
I talked a bachelorette party out of a 4 person bucket of long islands, and drank it by myself. Please call me a taxi. The fat brides maid just grabbed my cock
woke up wearing a canadian flag with the starting forward of the hockey team. i feel oddly patriotic
Sometimes I think I have so much sex with you to be sure you're actually straight.
I'm pretty sure the bus driver knew how hung over I was and hit all the pot holes on purpose. I threw up into my water bottle.
He was wearing a tux and a big sombrero so it automatically made the flute he was playing totally cool
don't act like you've never hung your towel on your dick after getting out of the shower
there's cocaine on the ipad again........... was your sister here last night?
"Like what guy would respond to 'let's fuck. I've got bagels'??"
He looks like a Mormon from a lifetime movie. Oddly I wanna give him a hand job
he was wearing a pyjama shirt under a dress shirt under a hoodie under a robe under a rain poncho the man was prepared for anything
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