so evidently yelling "gay" everytime your bf tells you how he feels is cause for breakup. news to me
So basically our separate showers turned into one shower, to save water, which turned into a bath, which turned into sex on the bed, which turned into drinking beer in the bed, and thats what the stain is from... bud light. sorry.
I think he liked me better when I only opened my mouth to suck his dick.
There were slices of bread pasted to the wall with peanut butter this morning. I don't want to know
He was fucking her while he was wiping my tears.
Currently trying to figure out if the guy has a cane next to me or brought a weird dildo to the bar
Thank god I didn't get free from the hospital restraints. I wouldent have lasted long drunk, startled and in an ass-less gown In D.C.
I woke up sandwiched between them, all of us naked, and they were just sharing a cigarette, a donut, and the paper like it was just some normal post-threesome Sunday brunch.
My tights ended up on the driveway folded neatly. Any ideas how that happened?
Great news. I WILL BE FUCKING IN A BOUNCY HOUSE TOMORROW.
If I die here, tell my vagina and my cats that I'm sorry.
she's throwing knives it scares me
update: broke ceiling. glass everywhere
i've hit rock bottom. Eating pringles and playing taylor swift on guitar in my underwear at 11am on a wedensday morning. Sober.
Stacy was in the bathroom puking, so he peed out the window. We were eight stories up.
I bet he’d be surprised by the epic blow job he’d get if he stopped talking about his wife long enough for me to get in the mood
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