my vagina is like the nba. its where amazing happens.
You guys coming?
We are smoking out the bouncer? But after that sure
WHY DID I DRINK ALL THE INGREDIENTS FOR VOMIT?!
i ditched last period to have sex with him. i had to change into my skank clothes in the church parking lot. little kids were on the swings.
nothing about this is right.
his mom walked in, looked at me, sighed n nsaid 'when are u gonna learn' n walked out
I don't want to have to force feed him my vagina!!
I think I used your jacking off shit when I showered. I couldn't see shit, it was all oily. Fuck power outages
Body shots with my MILFs MILF!!
All I did was send my mom an ecard
me and him got disney princess makeovers at disneyworld. this is why gay guys make the best friends.
Why do I always end up with closet ICP fans?
I have bits of ceiling fan all over now
She rode my dick so hard I momentarily lost hearing. I guarantee I had the better St Patrick's.
Hey guys.. So I accidentally broke the front door last night
You could cut the tension with my nipples.
I think/hope James is drunk. He's standing in the front lawn loudly declaring "I AM a popsicle!" Over and over....
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