wow, i just saw a girl period all over the floor. get my shoes
everything was going good until you started showing off the pictures of poop you took with your phone
Today in class was pretty awsome. I dont feel like i have to throw up and im actually paying attention. This is a first for friday
I have come to the conclusion that if you don't fulfill your life ambitions you should go into porn
You seriously looked at the house acorss the street and implied that you thought they had nice Easters.
Well, I didn't bring a notebook or any paper to class. Should I take notes on the sugar packet, lace thong, or condom wrapper that instead are in my school bag?
My goal is to go an entire semester without cocaine. That's an adult goal right?
You tripped over nothing.. everyone stopped what they were doing and stared..you stood up and yelled "you win this time gravity"..then started chugging someone's drink
Aw don't be embarrassed. It was all good fun! We've all been there. You can't come to vegas and NOT get a little alcohol poisoning. That's like going to church and not praying.
your life is not complete until you watch a gaggle of murderous clowns dance to gangnam style.
also, what is the correct term for a shit ton of clowns?
She said "I feel like I haven't reached my full potential" and I couldn't figure if she meant in life or with the weed..
I need ecstasy. And, before you ask, the answer is yes right now
I FOUND THE LEGS
But if you do poop yourself let me know. I want that as a tagline. "So funny she'll make you shit yourself."
My butt remains clenched, sir.
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