where am i from again
Well we can cross off dogs, dating sites, and real life as ways to help you meet a chick.
giving him head while hes talking to his fiancee on the phone about inviting me to their wedding.... im invited. should i go or would that be wrong?
found POGS while I was cleaning my room this morning. Definitely bringing them back to school to turn into a drinking game.
I seriously might throw up right now. In class. Sunglasses on. I'm getting too old for this.
We have zombies coming, and all you can think about is cock.
His mom always writes on my facebook right after we have sex. it's like she knows. with her scary mom psychic powers
What not to say at an interview: i can wrap the shit out of some food.
YOU CHEATED ON ME WITH THE WOMAN THAT IS STAYING AT YOUR HOUSE. FORGIVE ME IF IM NOT THINKING YOUR A DEDICATED BOYFRIEND.
He went down on me for an hour and a half. He needs to get promoted more often.
I literally just told you I found out I masturbate in my sleep. I think we can be snapchat friends again
Honestly, the only reason I've been productive today was because I ended up organizing my apartment while searching for my vibratory charger.
I'd say I was is in rare form last night but it's becoming pretty common.
I shouldn't be allowed to be in america for NYE... or any major holiday for that matter
Instead of.being an intelligent and mature adult and dealing with my feelings I chose to get hammered and fuck flounder
Eh it happens
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