Just got kicked out of the ocean for being "unsafe".
I know she is the girl of my dreams bc she orgasmed, rolled over and then asked if I knew that Orlando beat Cleveland.
she's sitting on the other side of the room at this party. with her smirnoff tucked in that little opening between her cleavage and shirt. drinking from a straw. snapping her fingers off beat.
it's love
This does no justice to the amount of paint I'm covered in or the amount of balls I'm tripping.
How do i tell my boyfriend " I'm taking the two weeks im in Europe to fuck my way across 9 countries" in a way where we will still be together?
"If it gets you high just do it" I told him he was the Nike of drug abuse
Currently siting in the living room naked, staring at one of the girls across the street in her living room naked. This is like the most intense starting contest of all time.
THE MAINTENANCE MEN WERE DOWN STAIRS AND I THOUGHT THEY WERE MY MOM. I'VE BEEN YELLING 'GRILL ME A CHEESE' AT THEM FOR HALF AN HOUR
The only thing I had in my freezer before today was patron and cheese.
Munching saltines, sippin Gatorade, and trying not to get eaten by this small horse
Life is when you're laying naked in bed, eating Double Stuff Oreos with your boyfriend, blazed as fuck. Happy 4/20.
I don't want sex or anything I just really need someone to appreciate how shiny my hair is
I just broke a sweat masturbating on a Friday night. I may need a boyfriend.
I know he's only a bandaid for my emotional disrepair, but he can stick me anytime!!
UVE SEEN MY TITS OKAY STOP CRYING
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