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I jusy said out loud "gingers unite in the middle of the night"
it's not the walk of shame if you do it in cowboy boots.
Just asked the bartender if I could use the register to see my grades.
But I love Penises too much to give up on them. My phone capitalized Penises. It's like it knows I respect them
She handed me her tooth and asked me to hold it so she could swim.
I walked in her room to find her rubbing lotion on her face high as fuck.
I wonder what dick looks like without astigmatism?
I found myself looking up beard accounts while masturbating, I guess that's what it's come to.
Will Smith has a direct hotline to my emotions
He said he doesn't "believe" in cuddling. Can you come get me?
I just smoked part of an Oreo cuz I thought it was some hash you left
I just bumped into this random I hooked up with a few years ago at Steve's party. Talk about a fingerblast from the past!
shes rolling around in the floor yelling my vagina hates me
It’s Sunday Funday! Stop watching football and bring your penis over here. There will be plenty of scoring!
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