the crunchwrap supreme is the def leppard of the taco bell menu
which is why it's clearly superior
Sandwiches eeeeeeverywhere.
oh hey summer self, welcome to endless thirsty thursdays and walks of shame.
did anyone else see me puking into my coat sleeve?
I am fine. Katie thinkr i broke things pole dancing. I am coherant.
Am I the only one that feels like there are hundreds of tiny people having a rave and stomping and kicking around inside my head this morning?
There's a picture of you on facebook laying in the street with 3 cops standing over you after you faceplanted off that guy's shoulders.
Is that what happened to my face?!
You need a twittervention. You're better than this.
I find it ironic...the gays are dying to get married & I just want a fucking divorce
So the " I'm gay but curious" thing worked. You owe me 50 bucks.
Worst drunk idea ever... Me "Cops are looking for two guys, one in a grey shirt one in a blue shirt" jelly "lets take out shirts off they'll never find us" of course I thought it was brilliant
Looked like a bag of smashed assholes and smelt like a brewery - still got morning sex. Marriage rules sometimes!
didn't prepare for this snow storm at all. i only have like 6 beer and all my booty calls already went home for the holiday. this is bull.
I know I say this every year but 2015 will be the year I finally have sex with David's sister
Currently at a bar observing the mating patterns of drunken people in their 60s. This is hilariously terrifying. Hope he has Viagra.
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