So Jesus turned water into wine. So what? I once turned a whole student loan into natty light. Your move holy man.
I think in growing up..I've been having a hard time masterbating to fictional characters
His was the first dick to ever be in my mouth... Of course I'm going to the wedding.
that would be two times in a week with two different guys.
they have the same name so it only counts as one guy right?
I thought it was kinda weird that her ten yearold sister was playing bartender, but hey, the girl makes a damn good drink
How long can I microwave pasta with a 20 percent alcohol content?
Either way, he made a blog for his cat.
Yeah, but there's no serving sizes for dick.
so far we have 6 big wheels and 10 boxes of wine for the tour de franzia. team drunkslut is favored to win the yellow jersey.
Oh if I trust ANYTHING about you it's your ability to lead a douchebag around by the dick
Operation: sleep in every bed at the boys' house is nearing completion. Now at 5/9. I AM GOLDILOCKS AND NO ONE CAN STOP ME
i wish i just like had a pee bag attached to me and i could just go whenever i want wherever i want
I don't know how or when he is sober long enough to donate plasma
I think I was just hit on by Jesus Christ. This is not okay. Bad Touch. I NEED AN ADULT!
Calm the hell down, it's just stoner Bob.
A girl showed up in my tinder and I have it set to only men... I super liked her because I need a lesbian experience
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