ok now this is the second time he's reffered to recieving a blow job as 'getting his pee pee sucked'
we were making out and he got up to change his pants. I wonder what would happen if i took my shirt off.
Anyone who says sunshine brings happyness has never woken up with the worst hangover of their life to their window being open and it being a bright shinny day
I found him in the livingroom trying to soak up broken glass with the clock from the kitchen.
I'm in class. I'm not opening a page with the words "death erection" in the link. There's people behind me lol.
But life isn't just all about getting drunk & eating chicken strips.
I'm totally wasted about to ride water slides. That's goddamn 'Merican. That and Clint Eastwood.
In the middle of me riding him, he stopped me and said "You're the kind of person who would be restrained for being obnoxiously drunk on an airplane, huh?"
Only at Harvard can you walk in on a bunch of stoners and expect everyone to immediately stand up, shake your hand and introduce themselves like we're at a fucking job fair
... Cuz there's nothing like having your two male roommates catching you have a good cry in the driveway at 9am on a Wednesday.
My mom just added me on Facebook... She has one like and it's Will Smith
If we're going to communicate going forward, you'll need to be versed in Gillian Anderson.
our moms work together...I can just see the conversation now, hey your daughter ruined my sons marriage, that's probably how it will start.
I think a major source of concern would be the fact you snorted a shot. Who does that?
I gave him one of my famous hand jobs.
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