no it's cool...i'm just drinking and studying...cool night
aaaannd alcoholism beats pride. it's like grown-up rock, paper, scissors
I think he'd cut a tree down for me. He's from North Dakota. That's something hot guys do there, right?
I justified spending $400 stocking my bar to my sister by saying it was an investment
Personally I think it's a tremendous investment
i distinctly remember leaping through the apartment to rescue the clam chowder burning in the kitchen
Forgot to mention there might be a picture of me being thrown in the air while at a Mexican restaurant
he put $150 on the cabs dash so 9 of us could pile in and ride 3 blocks to the apartment.
A three fingered guy just showed up with fireworks and bourbon, tonight will be entertaining.
We were in the middle of a serious discussion about social justice and he pulled sequins out of his teeth and kept talking like nothing had happened.
I just fist bumped God in my head for last night. What a bro.
I haven't reeked of cheap beer and poor decisions in months. I officially hate adult life.
THEYRE FUCKING GOLD
Are you talking about the color of my tits or the quality of my nudes cause both are
But he's super into Jesus and I'm the devil. So we weren't meant to be
I expect you will be there for a drunken 3way with my husband again this new year.
I gave her a cheerful high five and she turned to me and said, "we should do that with our genitals." I may have to marry this girl.
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