well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
im in Michaels with rachel and i see a little boy jumping around and waving a rainbow pompom. Welcome to our team little one
I am full of burrito and curiosity
I had forgotten what it was like to go to all four classes. It's exhausting.
He nailed 50 frozen hamburgers to the ceiling last night. Now there are flies every where.
I just ate nachos topless with a fork. Live with meeee
it was like watching bambi learning to walk, if bambi was 22 and a high functioning alcoholic.
Escorted a stripper to her car last night,and all I got was a "Thanks" and "Go Steelers."
She is singing the swedish chef song and throwing utensils. I love this place
At least you got some premium homework time. Still drinking vodka from a coffee cup?
I switched to water. When the numbers get blurry you are no longer being productive.
I either just got free sex or a nice jail sentence. Text me in 10 to verify.
I am still STD free so as far as I am concerned I never went to panama.
This stranger told me I should "start playing for the other team" and then continued to talk to me about the joys of being a lesbian
My biggest accomplishment thus far this summer is having sex 5 weeks after hip surgery.
Should I apologize to him for saying I wanted to punch him in the face as I was digging through the trash?
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