so after he got his stomach pumped, he asked for a smoking room.
Just took my first sake bomb. I love japan
dude, i think we just came across a situation where tits weren't worth it.
I vote intervention dinner around 6, make up movie around 7:30ish, then apology drinks all night. Then hangover waffle house in the morning.
I haven't seen any of my friends sober in months. We have classes together.
this must be what syphilis tastes like
He got thrown out for leaning over the bar topless and pouring himself some beer while singing the james bond song
I drove two hours just to throw up on myself today at the beach. My family saw the whole thing and my younger cousin cried
this year we will have multiple halloween identities. lesbian couple meets brian and stewie
Between the uncertainly of my bowels today, and the distance the bar is to my house, remember I am doing this for you and our mutual appreciation of alcoholism.
He called me 'pal' while complimenting how well I took his load on my face. I've officially been fuckbuddy-zoned.
I feel like I don't even know what's gonna happen when we first see each other. It'll be like explosions and glitter and a unicorn will run by pulling a sleigh of alcohol and sex.
Still fucking the ballerina?
She can put her legs behind her head.
Enough said
We kept having to tell you that you couldn't just sit wherever you wanted at Walmart. Sitting in the middle of the raw meat section was unacceptable and children were staring at you.
Wanna get drunk and play candy land? If so you are 2 steps behind.
Randomize
