How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
I'm so tired of dating women who lie about their age. You show up feeling like you need to follow them around with a dust pan and a broom.
I'm going as Jenn Sterger if she answered Favre's calls and ended up in a trash can. If I don't get laid tonight I'm going to be pissed
I just found pizaa roll in my hair. Already been to class today
She seriously pointed at the couch and asked me if she could "ride the talking giraffe". I'll never serve everclear again.
I remember doing shots of gin, then I have this strange memory of us making out in the womens room at waffle house.
I regret none of it.
I do remember telling her that I was about to pass out soon and then hiding my pants under my bed so she couldn't take my wallet even drunk I'm thinking ahead
I never thought I'd say this, but I think I just saw the hottest pregnant chick alive.
you haven't really lived until you are in a situation where your vagina is hanging out
She failed the Charleston discretion test, although puking in her armpit was very innovative.
YES please come visit. Lets go get belligerent. I won't even pepperspray you
Ask me who hasn't showered since Sunday and just got cruised at the gas station on his way to work. I'm a terrible gay.
We drunkenly built a couch fort and fucked in it. I've known her since preschool. This was every childhood fantasy mixed with adult dreams come true.
dont know if she was trying to start a lawnmower or jerk me off. still wasnt to bad though
Say thank you and give him a blowjob.
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