Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
he accidentally used the toothbrush i use to induce my bulemia...i feel like this is something he shouldnt find out...
He told me he had an exgf. and didnt follow up with"and now i like guys."
So where are we on this whole, you write my paper...i do sexual favors situation?
Turns out puking in your mask makes it even harder to see out of the mask..
Having a vagina does not stop me from believeing my balls are bigger than yours.
The man who lives downstairs is fluent in Russian, and also a playboy. You should meet.
Happy you have kids and I don't day!
Is it bad that I'm a 32 year old woman that is so afraid of commitment that a hamster is too much responsibility?
Are we on the same shift tomorrow and more importantly do you want your pants back?
Alright if I email the police department asking for my mug shot do you think they will email it to me
He may be engaged to someone else, but god damn that was the best 3 hours I've ever spent naked with someone.
When the hubs wants to wear his training mask during sex and pretend to be Bane you just go with it.
So... I may have accidentally just sat on a strip of a home waxing kit.. naked... Assistance is definitely needed....
Uhm... Found a ziploc bag... In the freezer. Sam, thought it was lemonade. Why did you make frozen piss at my house, again?
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