Taljing aboutpenisrs w gerruly ska pops
So...AT&T finally added picture messaging for iPhone...bring on the tits!!!
apparently, i ordered a pogo stick last night. i can't even be mad about that.
just drew up plans to mow my front lawn into the American flag for world cup. that high and patriotic.
I just opened up the mens room door to a dude pissing in the urinal and pointing at himself in the mirror
you just kept bragging about how there was a "pretty large" chance that you had pooped on the same toilet as George Clooney
Also, I found out tonight a major plus for being female is you can accidentally call the hot bartender sweet tits and she won't get mad.
I just woke up from quarter beer tuesdays wearing 3 pairs of underwear, none of which are the ones I left wearing...2 Around my waist and one around my shoulder in an attempt at a bra. At least drunk me tries to be decent?
Dude, double fisting packs of Ramen saved my life last night
I rocked my own world, he was just a prop.
A particularly funny moment you may have missed; you walked in to the basement to announce that whoever was cooking sausages had left them on the grill for Hella long, only to be told that you were in fact the person grilling. At which point you just said, "the sausages are done" and walked out
Hooked up with a girl in the dorm laundry room tonight. And got invited to go to Vegas for free. That's how today's going.
Let me rub your butt and eat French fries from your mouth and dip them in your ketchup filled belly button.
Anyway, it's clearly a shapeshifting vagina/AT-AT, which I never said I was SEXUALLY attracted to. Just that I liked it.
Just a suggestion, don't apricot scrub your vagina.
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