so craigslist just dropped their "erotic services" ads. there goes our livelyhood
Apparently I look legit enough, cause the 3 bums next to me just got kicked awake by cops, and I was allowed to stay sitting here. That's a plus, right?
We were having sex on the balcony and this guy walked by, so drunkily i said "dont move, he cant see us if we dont move."
Somehow I feel more guilty using her razor then I do having sex with her boyfriend...
He fucked volume into my hair. It was amazing.
Dude, we took our shirts off and set our chest hair on fire. That's a low point.
You raise a valid concern
we are sitting in a kindergarden classroom alone chugging beer. look at our lives. look at our choices.
i am one fart away from being 2 for 2 on this whole shitting my pants thing.
His legs actually look hot in that dress. He might even make a better girl than Josh
Hey can you send me a copy of my mugshot? I need it to prove a point
turns out it took a Belgian couchsurfer dressed as Heisenberg to rock my world.
Go to the bar. Find a girl. Ask if she can cook. Tell her you have a guitar at home. Ask her if she wants to see it. Bring her home. Sleep with her. Tell her it's your birthday in the morning. Enjoy your made with lust breakfast.
I was about to google "rabies and sexual activity." Then I realized I was at work.
I'm like 89% sure I could get him to buy me a car in exchange for a half-assed handy.
Considering we almost incited a riot on behalf of LGBT rights I have to say that was the best time for our moral compass to turn south.
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