either my laughing turned him on, or he wanted to shut me up. either way, i dont care. it was amazing.
Her "get-your-paper-done-early-blowjob" incentive is the thing that has successfully deterred my procrastination
im just gonna turn drinking alone on new years into a tradition
STOP fucking him and come play in the snow with us!
I fucked my boyfriend 15 minutes before my pap test. My gyno probably thinks I hate her.
This is all my moms fault. She shouldn't have encouraged my weird fascinations as a child
Let's drink?
Just because it's bacon vodka doesn't mean it's for breakfast.
Now I can say "look me up on Pornhub."
There will always be a place in my black heart for him because he gave me my first sex-induced orgasm. While you slept on the bunk above.
Well my summer has already been productive. I partially caused a divorce.
Just once, I'd like to make it to my first wedding anniversary for a change.
he said "GREAT SCOTT" as he was cumming.
You ask to touch his thighs ten times and called them magnificent.....need I say more
He went down on me while I was on the phone with my grandma.
can you bring the lube to algebra tomorrow
Randomize
