i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
we played lady & the tramp with a hash brown from McDonald's....im in love.
he described going down on me as being like 'entering a jungle of deliciousness and fur
Well let's just say that she ended up trying to get it in with the wheelchair guy, who btw, can get an erection and quickly I might add
putting weed in the twinkies box was possibly the best idea you've ever had
He doesn't have any game.. I mean, his one move is forwarding chicks pictures of his penis.
I got about 15 snapchats from you with your hand saying "you want cheese sticks" or something like that and one of some weird looking weed
I could be busy drinking my face off and getting red white and bruised per usual
Well, he hasn't actually seen me naked. Just my boobs... and the left side of my vagina.
Go makeout with Mickey Mouse so we can get FastPass tickets
there is a guy with a glowstick staff outside my house
You better have a raging boner when I get to your house and it better be worth missing work in the morning.
Listen gotta draw the line somewhere. Apparently that line is at my nuts.
I've never sung with balls in my mouth
It's a weird kind of sexy when a guy has a bunkbed with his roommate
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